Inside The Twisted Mind

• Why do we drive on parkways but park on driveways?
• If the black box in planes is never destroyed, why not make the whole plane out of that material?
• Have you ever seen a little dog and had the sudden urge to use it as a football?
• If you played a Country song backwards, would the dog come back, the truck run again and the wife not leave?
• Has anyone ever seen Michael Jackson and LaToya Jackson together at the same time??
• What are the odds that Elvis will crash land a UFO onto the Lockness monster?
• Speaking of odds, what are the odds that the Bills will ever win a Superbowl?
• Ebonics.....why?
• Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
• Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
• Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
• Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
• Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
• Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
• How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
• If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
• If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
• If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
• If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
• Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up automatic teller machine?
• Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turndown the volume on the radio?
• In America you can dodge the draft, cheat on your wife, do drugs, and be President
• Prevent inbreeding, ban country music
• The difference between a fox and a dog is usually 4 beers
• Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?

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